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  • Stats are hilarious

    My personal site, www.johnmiller2004.com, has some interesting search engine queries:

    14.29% - snitz forums
    7.14% - link:vbulletin.com
    7.14% - vbulletin download -powered (LOL )

    and at dimensionjazz.com:

    6.25% - message board smilies
    6.25% - releaving stress (LOL)

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    Hmm, one of the members on my site posted a topic on how high fructose corn syrup could be used as an alternative to energy bars, now I get to ten ranking for high fructose corn syrup, I get about 3 emails a week from people in Hongkong wanting me to buy truckloads of corn syrup from them

    Another hot topic on my forums was spandex bike shorts... and I get a high ranking for the keyword spandex, its kinda funny, im getting ~1500 visitors a month to this threads html file (I used that one search engine hack, makes .html files...)... Finally, after figuring out that they don't want to discus bike shorts, they want spandex, I edited the html file, and put up a allclicks.com link "Click here for spandex, now 65% off!" ... Now that one page is paying for my website hosting + $20 a month! Id rather make $45 a month then waste 500meg of bandwidth to these people who have no interest in my forums
    Bike Forums.net

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    • #3
      Hey Joe,

      Send those hong kong folks to me I've even got fake rolexes I can send them!

      Shri

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      • #4
        You know what's REALLY funny? Grab a copy of phpMyAdmin and look at your user database for passwords on your site. Some of them can be, erm, creative. ;-)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Genotoxin
          You know what's REALLY funny? Grab a copy of phpMyAdmin and look at your user database for passwords on your site. Some of them can be, erm, creative. ;-)
          yeah Rediculously Funny

          one of mine was f.u.c.k.o.f.f.a.d.m.i.n without the .
          Obvously didn't like me

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          • #6
            One of my favs was one of my biggest posters passwords was 'thisplacesucks'

            Haha...

            Oh, and searched:

            Excite: Christian Ethics Beliefs



            And just so you get the humor...my site is Pagan.
            version2 aka mol

            Mystic Wicks Online Pagan Community Forums
            Mystic Wicks After Dark

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