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  • The Good, Bad & Ugly

    I ran across these at another forum and OMG, they are funny.

    Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She's a lawyer.

    Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    The Good: You are granted a wish. You wish to be on TV.
    The Bad: Its Cable
    The Ugly: The show you appear on is Trauma: Life in the E.R.

    Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
    Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
    Even uglier: You're a client too!!

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  • #2
    That last one can be turned around.
    If you become her pimp you can get a cut of the takings, free samples of the merchandise and blackmail your colleagues.
    Sig? What sig?


    • #3
      Free samples of the merchandise? o_O


      • #4
        Originally posted by Darkshines
        Free samples of the merchandise? o_O

        ...well, you're a client anyway.
        If you take up a managerial role, perks of the job would include freebies.
        Your income may also be supplemented by blackmailing your (perhaps former) coworkers.
        Last edited by; Sun 30 Nov '03, 7:04am.
        Sig? What sig?


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