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  • Interdimensional Spam?

    Originally posted by [email protected]
    Hello,

    I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

    I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

    In terms of payment:
    I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

    INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY:
    Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Wednesday August 6th at (exactly 5:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. I will not be there prior to 4:45pm EST, so do not transport before then.

    Item is to be delivered at (out of service tennis court) located at: Latitude N 42.47935 & Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119.
    WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
    I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.
    HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT??? If in doubt do not transport actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed as a success. You just might need to send a intergalactic courier to deliver item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how they approach me IN MY WHITE CAR.


    After unit has been delivered please email me at: [email protected]
    with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

    Thank You

    What do these people want
    Sig? What sig?

  • #2
    a repeat pescription ?

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    • #3
      He's stuck in 2003, needs a warp coil, happens to have an ISP service plan, and knows what a gigabyte is. Apparently futuristic computers still do stuff with powers of 2
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      • #4
        Trust DR€@MY to be the first reply to a thread with spam in the title.
        Sig? What sig?

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        • #5
          I recieved something similler. He must be getting desperate though, as Mine only requested a supplier of these things.
          Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed nubcsvwaz

          Greetings,

          We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
          I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
          (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
          of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
          reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
          $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

          1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
          series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
          AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
          motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
          Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
          accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
          great if reliable models are available

          2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
          with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
          jumper/auxiliary system

          3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

          4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly
          from the manufature which turn out to be that can be used to build this equipment
          from readily available parts.

          If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

          Email his details to me at: [email protected]


          Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will
          only be bounced back to you.



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          Notice the jumbled garbage at the end. I think that this is a test to see if I can read his weird future language.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DarkDelight.net
            What do these people want
            They are looking for anyone crazy enough to answer them, so they can have a list of people susceptable to scamming at known good email addresses. They are creative, aren't they!
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            • #7
              cool ask him who won the champions league for the next 5 years and tell him after that he can have whatever he wants.......

              mind you we all know its united, even without that bert bockhom bloke (only joking beckham is god!!!)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DarkDelight.net
                Trust DR€@MY to be the first reply to a thread with spam in the title.
                hey who are you ?

                i have your number already pal dont worry...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DR€@M W€@V€R
                  hey who are you ?

                  i have your number already pal dont worry...
                  He needs a space ship with 256 Gigabytes of RAM?
                  Maybe RAM prices fall dramatically in the future and you can get 256 gigabytes for a few bucks

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                  • #10
                    First of all, you would think that they would've moved on to terabytes of RAM and instead of a "menu driven" GUI, you would've at least expected a neuro-synaptic interface.
                    :)

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                    • #11
                      you would've at least expected a neuro-synaptic interface
                      ya i agree

                      /me struts off looking like he knows what that is..........

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DirectPixel
                        ...you would've at least expected a neuro-synaptic interface.
                        Wasn't that the downfall of the Krell?
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                        • #13
                          I don't know, but if we DO develop one of those in the future, I am pretty sure it'll be highly adaptable.

                          Efficiency is key.
                          :)

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                          • #14
                            Don't discount the power of the monsters of the Id! The Krell, at the peak of their civilization, were wiped out in a single night when they switched on the machine which, using the almost limitless power generated by the Krell "furnace", converted their thoughts into physical reality.

                            Damn I love that movie!
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                            • #15
                              These scammers are getting desperate...
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