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  • #16
    Originally posted by FireFly
    Martin, you are not someone I'd like to meet in a dark alley.
    I'm not exactly the stereotype of a puter geek, am I?

    Right now all he says is Hello, Hi, Aloha. I'm working on expanding his vocabulary through use of Windows Media Player. Since I'm out of the house 9 hours a day, I record a phrase for him, with a long pause at the end, then let it loop while I'm gone. I started him out on this today with "Good morning sunshine!". Once he picks that up, I will move on to other things, like "nice ass!!" and "she's a hottie!!!"

    He's a smart enough bird. In the last two nights, he's picked up 3 new short whistles from me
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    • #17
      Parrots and training their vocabulary

      A parrot owner had been having a lot of trouble with the language that his parrot was using. No matter how he scolded the parrot, nothing improved his language.
      Spraying it with water, the parrot responded with expletive after expletive.

      Starving it of food, it responded with language that would make a builder blush.

      Eventually, he took the parrot, cage and all, and put it in the freezer for a couple of minutes. Taking it out, the parrot sat there quietly for a minute or two, then said ``I apologise for my language. It will never be as bad as that in future.''

      When it had stopped shivering, it turned to it's owner and asked ``But what did the f***ing turkey do?
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Martin
        I'm not exactly the stereotype of a puter geek, am I?
        You can say that again.
        Chen Avinadav
        Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

        גם אני מאוכזב מסיקור תחרות לתור מוטור של NRG הרשת ע"י מעריב

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        • #19
          Cool picture! I have a Senegal parrot--Bailey.

          http://www.powwows.com/pgowder/bailey
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          • #20
            Originally posted by FireFly
            Martin, you are not someone I'd like to meet in a dark alley.
            Not sure I would limit it to "dark" alley(i can't spell the plural it looks wrong both ways).
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            • #21
              Originally posted by pgowder
              Cool picture! I have a Senegal parrot--Bailey.

              http://www.powwows.com/pgowder/bailey
              That's an awesome setup you have for your bird. Did you buy it like that, or build it from the ground up?
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              • #22
                We bought the cage.

                My father built the playpen.
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