Trick, or treat?

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  • JimF
    Senior Member
    • May 2000
    • 1988

    Trick, or treat?

    There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out.

    The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string.

    When she walked out of the room her husband yelled "You can't go out like that!" "I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!" The man agreed and went into his room.

    Soon, he came out naked with a string tied to his ***** and a potato at the end of the string. The woman said "You're going out as that?"

    "Yes," said the old man. "If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."

    Happy halloween!

  • Jake Bunce
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    • Dec 2000
    • 46598
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    *me stifles a laff*


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        • Jun 2000
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