Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Two nerds in a bar after work...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Two nerds in a bar after work...

    Two nerds in a bar after work:

    "You know what ? I met a fantastic blonde the other day", said one of the nerds.

    "Wow, so what did you do ?", asked the other.
    "Well, I invited her home to my place and we had a few drinks. After a while we were in the mood and suddendly she asked me to take all her clothes off !", explained the first nerd.

    "You are kidding me !", said the other nerd, while the first continued:
    "Then she took off her miniskirt and I lifted her up right next to my new laptop."

    "Is it true ? You have a new laptop ?"

  • #2
    I don't get it.

    Comment


    • #3
      Saying the nerd was more interested in the pc then flesh and blood (common these days lol)

      Comment


      • #4
        Only vampires are interested in flesh & blood.

        You could have said "fresh meat" instead, nerd!
        You're spending millions of dollars on a website?!

        Comment


        • #5
          lmao!!
          Plan, Do, Check, Act!

          Comment


          • #6
            lol
            "CREEPSHOW CREEPS ONLINE" - The first & best online resource dead-icated to Stephen King & George A. Romero's 1982 horror anthology classic!!!!

            Comment


            • #8
              oh gawd LOL
              Peggy
              ~ normal is overrated ~

              One Buzy Mama!

              Comment


              • #9
                lol nerds wouldnt get this joke.
                sigpic

                Comment


                • #10
                  what kind of laptop?

                  Comment


                  • #11
                    Originally posted by simsim View Post
                    Only vampires are interested in flesh & blood.

                    You could have said "fresh meat" instead, nerd!
                    Who says I am not vampiric

                    Comment


                    • #12
                      LOL

                      Originally posted by SirAdrian View Post
                      what kind of laptop?

                      Comment


                      • #13
                        Originally posted by insanctus View Post
                        Who says I am not vampiric
                        Actually you look similar to Jimmy Wales.
                        You're spending millions of dollars on a website?!

                        Comment


                        • #14
                          trackbacking this in my blog

                          oh, wait...
                          CemZoo Wiki - The complete anime encyclopedia
                          CemZoo Foros - Spanish Anime & Gaming Community (also browse our archive)

                          Comment


                          • #15
                            Haha! Awesome, definately posting this on my site.
                            Ryan Ashbrook - My Blog - My Twitter

                            Comment

                            widgetinstance 262 (Related Topics) skipped due to lack of content & hide_module_if_empty option.
                            Working...
                            X