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  • #16
    Originally posted by simsim View Post
    People still think of Jelsoft as a bunch of geeks who have coded vBulletin in the basement. They should have declared vBulletin a proprietary closed-source software & price it at +$3500 per license in order for people to think of them as a company with decent offices & full-time employees.
    I should had said, I wasn't referring to the people working inside the building, but more of the UK scum bags who like to trash nice areas *.

    * Just to make sure some don't get confused
    [URL="http://www.aviationweb.net/"]Aviation Web[/URL="http://www.aviationweb.net/"]

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    • #17
      Oh, I see. Maybe they're anti-globalization protesters. :-)
      You're spending millions of dollars on a website?!

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      • #18
        If I owned Jelsoft, I'd seriously consider making it open source ala Joomla and phpBB. Not a wise financial decision, but one that would benefit many.

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        • #19
          I'd probably see about canceling the blog and bug tracker, and instead work on getting more official languages; if it was a viable option.

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          • #20
            3 words.

            vBulletin Kitchen Sink.

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            • #21
              If i owned Jelsoft i'd make an equally powerful e-commerce package that bolted onto the forum!

              vCommerce

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              • #22
                discounts for the elderly and disabled.

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                • #23
                  I'm glad some of you don't own Jelsoft - the place would be bankrupt in no time.

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                  • #24
                    I'd change Jelsoft's name to Community Software or something.

                    Also I'd order the creation of the CMS of my dreams.

                    Also I'd order them to create official styles packs cause I can't design for ****.

                    Also I'd pay for a trip to Tahiti for everyone, even the people that don't live in UK, to get to know each other. A week without computers.

                    Also I'd pay for a trip to snowboard for all employees.

                    Also I would present the company to Google and see if they don't need a community solutions firm.

                    On Christmas, I would give to each employee their choice of game console system.

                    I would expand the office and make a massage center.

                    All Starbucks you can drink all day for employees. Also all Mountain Dew you can drink.

                    I would instruct Floris to chill out more in the moderation of vB.com forums.

                    I would offer all employees free classes of acting, their choice of music instrument, tap dancing, singing and percussion. Also they could choose two language classes to attend.

                    I'd order for the creation of more smilies. There are never too many to choose from.

                    I'd order for the creation of a links directory add-on.

                    I'd add 10 top-notch programmers to the team to speed things up.

                    Free football tickets for important tourneys for employees. Also could arrange a trip for important finals.
                    Last edited by Dream; Fri 8th Jun '07, 9:33pm.
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                    • #25
                      If I owned Jelsoft I would Affero GPL vBulletin within a year and follow in the footsteps of Six Apart and what they're doing by GPL'ing Movable Type.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Dream View Post
                        I'd change Jelsoft's name to Community Software or something.

                        Also I'd order the creation of the CMS of my dreams.

                        Also I'd order them to create official styles packs cause I can't design for ****.

                        Also I'd pay for a trip to Tahiti for everyone, even the people that don't live in UK, to get to know each other. A week without computers.

                        Also I'd pay for a trip to snowboard for all employees.

                        Also I would present the company to Google and see if they don't need a community solutions firm.

                        On Christmas, I would give to each employee their choice of game console system.

                        I would expand the office and make a massage center.

                        All Starbucks you can drink all day for employees. Also all Mountain Dew you can drink.

                        I would instruct Floris to chill out more in the moderation of vB.com forums.

                        I would offer all employees free classes of acting, their choice of music instrument, tap dancing, singing and percussion. Also they could choose two language classes to attend.

                        I'd order for the creation of more smilies. There are never too many to choose from.

                        I'd order for the creation of a links directory add-on.

                        I'd add 10 top-notch programmers to the team to speed things up.

                        Free football tickets for important tourneys for employees. Also could arrange a trip for important finals.
                        Will you pay for that from your own money? Or you're expecting Jelsoft earns that much?
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Mazinger View Post
                          Will you pay for that from your own money? Or you're expecting Jelsoft earns that much?
                          I'll just squeeze clients out of more money
                          Radio and TV Player for vBulletin

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                          • #28
                            Jelsoft is the best at any time and in any place .....

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Dream View Post
                              I'll just squeeze clients out of more money
                              I agree. Jelsoft should squeeze customers out of money. May be $1 for every support thread will do.
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                              • #30
                                I don't think Jelsoft "squeezes clients out of money", just for the record

                                My previews post can be misread. I actually think vB is cheap.
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