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  • ---MAD---
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    Originally posted by Floris View Post
    It has to be a girl. Because regardless how much money you put into it .. the system always complains
    LOL!

    Computers are an "it". Neither gender .

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  • welo
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    Computers can be either gender and you have to ask them which they are. For instance I have one named Ralph and one named Isabelle .

    Compilers however, are always female. Why? Because when you run one to check for errors it'll never tell you something like "Semicolon missing at line 19." Instead, it'll generate fifty errors describing the improper placement of everything that is surrounding the missing semicolon.

    Pay attention here. I'm giving you pearls.

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  • JakeS
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    Originally posted by Floris View Post
    I see. Cool, what's the link to that thread if you don't mind sharing?
    http://www.gamesey.com/page.php?p=13489#post13489
    There.

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  • Floris
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    Originally posted by JakeS View Post
    Since I just posted a thread with all the stuff I have in one half of my room, but here:

    http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4558/image035ml2.jpg

    That one is from the thread on another site.
    I see. Cool, what's the link to that thread if you don't mind sharing?

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  • JakeS
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    Originally posted by Floris View Post
    Still can't see anything. Time to get a job buddy and a new digital camera
    Since I just posted a thread with all the stuff I have in one half of my room, but here:

    http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4558/image035ml2.jpg

    That one is from the thread on another site.

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  • Floris
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    Originally posted by JakeS View Post
    Here is a version where you can actually see it.

    http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8492/image008pa7.jpg
    Still can't see anything. Time to get a job buddy and a new digital camera

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  • JakeS
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    Here is a version where you can actually see it.

    http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8492/image008pa7.jpg

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  • JakeS
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    Originally posted by Mazinger View Post
    Ghost?
    Sorry its in the dark because I prefer being in dark places(Suits someone like me more ) - its 23:33 pm and I cant be bothered to turn my lights on.

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  • Mazinger
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    Originally posted by JakeS View Post
    Well I'm not sure, what do you think of mine? male or female?

    http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/6631/image006ah5.jpg
    Ghost?

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  • JakeS
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    Well I'm not sure, what do you think of mine? male or female?

    http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/6631/image006ah5.jpg

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  • MrNase
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    Originally posted by Floris View Post
    Apple's are def. female. They are better looking, nice thin and slick - huge fan base. Update their design every 6 month. And are a pleassure to work with.
    Soooooo true!

    (My iMac even smells good. )

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  • harmor
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    Originally posted by Mazinger View Post
    My computer is a tiresome old man.
    You need innuendos or are they double entendres?

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  • Mazinger
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    My computer is a tiresome old man.

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  • harmor
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    I'll have a go at this.

    I think my computer is female. When I give it too much to do it gets sluggish. I let it rest for a couple minutes and it handles all my tasks wonderfully.

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  • RattleSnake
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    Originally posted by Chousho View Post
    I try not to set my standards too high ;D

    Obviously you are visiting the wrong forums.

    Why would sexy girls with ferraris that know how to cook come to vB.com forums. Lets admit it, we're all coding geeks! Well, most of us...

    PS - I dont think she'd cook for herself, she might have a chef! Smexi!

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