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  • #31
    112 feat. Joe Budden - Hot & Wet
    Puff Daddy & Ma$e - Can't Nobody Me Down

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    • #32
      Burning Man- Electric Apricot

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      • #33
        I've had an absolute **** of a day - Kevin Bloody Wilson - LET loose LIVE in the OUTBACK


        And now:
        YOU CANT SAY **** IN CANADA - Kevin Bloody Wilson

        Oh and for those of you who don't know the song its really funny:

        You can't say '****' in Canada
        Saying '****'s' not very nice at all
        No, you can't say '****' in Canada
        So we asked the sheilas what they called it
        And they said muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love,
        So if you say '****' in Canada,
        You gotta say it with a velvet glove.
        And, you can't say '****' in Canada

        Now, you can't say '****' in Canada
        So I thought I better ask the guys
        Now, you can't say '****' in Canada
        Why wasn't I surprised
        When they said gash, *****, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts
        (Gateway to her guts? What was I smokin' when I wrote that one?)
        Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy lassoo
        No, you can't say '****' in Canada
        'Cause '****'s' considered pretty ****in' rude

        No, you can't say '****' in Canada
        So when I get to Montreal
        If you're gonna say '****' in Canada
        You gotta say it in French as well
        So here goes: pilerplut, la ****, president, miteron, *kiss kiss* pepe le pew
        No, you can't say '****' in Canada
        'Cause '****'s' considered pretty damn rude
        And you can't say '****' in Canada
        Last edited by JakeS; Mon 7th May '07, 10:28am.

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        • #34
          I don't know what is playing usually. My wife controls the "Napster". I just make comments like "this song sucks" and she changes it to a new song.

          Right now it is playing "Suffocate" by Cold.
          Translations provided by Google.

          Wayne Luke
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          • #35
            Lazy Eye - from - Silversun Pickups (http://www.virb.com/silversunpickups)

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            • #36
              A funny wedding song.
              $post[signature]

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              • #37
                Michael Jackson - Who Is It

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                • #38
                  Mettalica - The unforgiven

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                  • #39
                    Fabolous feat. Mike Shorey - Baby

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                    • #40
                      Alexis On Fire- This Could Be Anywhere in the World
                      MCSE, MVP, CCIE
                      Microsoft Beta Team

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by JakeS View Post
                        And you can't say '****' in Canada
                        Can't say what in Canada?
                        Let me guess, it lives in water?
                        Last edited by Joe Gronlund; Tue 8th May '07, 4:53pm.
                        MCSE, MVP, CCIE
                        Microsoft Beta Team

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Joe Gronlund View Post
                          Can't say what in Canada?
                          Let me guess, it lives in water?
                          Well they applied for an R rating for canada and they said that's one word he can't say, but he could in Australia and stuff so that's the first song he walked out on stage with

                          PS: Sent you an uncut version of the song in PM.

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                          • #43
                            Do Ya **** On First Dates - Kevin Bloody Wilson

                            For those of you who don't know it:

                            Blown to much of me time
                            Buyin' Dinner and Wine
                            And me money on flowers and lollies
                            Only to find
                            That what's on me mind
                            Isn't on hers and she's sorry
                            So I've made up some lines
                            That save wastin' time
                            And keep me from blowin' me brass
                            I'm ever so cool
                            I just prop on me stool
                            Right next to hers and I ask

                            Do you **** on first dates
                            Does you Dad own a brewery
                            Could I feel Your tits
                            Or would you show 'em to me
                            Cause you've got a nice head
                            And you look pretty honest
                            So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
                            I'd like you to be on it

                            You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
                            And the bull**** you gotta go through
                            Like callin' her up
                            An' tellin' her you love her
                            When all that you'd love is just a screw
                            But she wants to hold hands
                            And meet her old man
                            And sit around for hours and talk
                            But me new method is, you just cut through the ****
                            And get down to the goodies straight off

                            Do you **** on first dates
                            Does you Dad own a brewery
                            Could I feel Your tits
                            Or would you show 'em to me
                            Do you sleep in the nick
                            Do you give head very often
                            If we can decide you place or mine
                            We can **** off then

                            You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
                            An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her
                            Don't sit actin' dumb
                            Just front her full on
                            and drop a few lines that I told ya
                            This new method of mine
                            Doesn't work every time, but then again no method does
                            I've been spat at and slapped
                            and need in the nackers
                            But then I've got a few ****s as well

                            Do you **** on first dates
                            Does you Dad own a brewery
                            Could I feel Your tits
                            Or would you show 'em to me
                            If the answer is no
                            to me questions above
                            Then be a good sport and give me the name
                            Of a girlfriend who does

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by JakeS View Post
                              Well they applied for an R rating for canada
                              Ahh, i see.
                              I thought you where referring to Quebec.
                              And a certain amphibias animal..
                              MCSE, MVP, CCIE
                              Microsoft Beta Team

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Joe Gronlund View Post
                                Ahh, i see.
                                I thought you where referring to Quebec.
                                And a certain amphibias animal..
                                So is their a reason to why you get put in a river if you say

                                FROG?

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