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  • peterska2
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    I got much better results here Floris. I think he likes me!

    me: Will vb4 be out next year?
    Jabberwacky: Yes next year.

    He either knows something we don't or is winding me up!

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  • Floris
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    Boo hoo. When will vb4 be out? It depends on you. Do you think I am the developer? I don't believe that there is a devil. Give me a penny.

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  • swbluto
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    I think it's likely that Jabberwacky creates links between what was said and how it was replied to whenever a user is talking to it and that whenever the user says something already recorded, the computer fetches what has been said by another person which then gives the appearance of intelligence(Or lack thereof, depending on who the original replier was.). When something said is novel, the program probably fetches something *random* and says that, thus explaining apart of his randomness(Other then simply people who are naturally random talking to him). The "links" between these conversational nodes are probably strengthened based on how frequently users respond in a certain way, and the higher strength the node has to another conversational node(The replies make up these nodes), the more probable the computer will use that reply.

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  • Kier
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    Jabberwacky: Space is big.
    User: How big?
    Jabberwacky: I'm not sure, exactly.
    User: What is the modulus of four and two?
    Jabberwacky: Two twos.
    User: What is the modulus of five and three?
    Jabberwacky: Toyota Avalon.

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  • JakeS
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    Its a person!

    ThemAren't you real?
    Me I'm a computer.
    them I know.
    Me If I'm a computer, what are you?
    Them I am the user, stupid.

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  • andrewpfeifer
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    Originally posted by JakeS View Post
    This is too different people talking, IE your talking to someone else also using the program.


    I thought that, but I had it speaking both German and English. Granted, I could have gotten lucky and gotten 'matched up' with another person who could speak both languages, but I think the chances are better it wasn't another person.

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  • JakeS
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    This is too different people talking, IE your talking to someone else also using the program.

    I Got it to laugh

    Them:You are a clever machine, and everybody knows it!
    ME: True.
    Them: Lol.
    Last edited by JakeS; Tue 28th Nov '06, 1:34pm.

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  • Mazinger
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    Here's a conversation with me and this smart script/machine/human/computer . whatever

    ---------------------------------------------------------

    User: What you think?

    Jabberwacky: I have no idea what you are.

    User: I'm a boy. What about you?

    Jabberwacky: What about me?

    User: Are you male or female?

    Jabberwacky: Female.

    User: Nice. How old are you, baby?

    Jabberwacky: My what? Do you speak danish?

    User: No. Do you?

    Jabberwacky: Yes.

    User: So, say something in danish.

    Jabberwacky: Jeg kærlighed du Fader.

    User: Translate to English.

    Jabberwacky: No.

    User: Do you use DSL or Modem?

    Jabberwacky: Yes.

    User: Yes?

    Jabberwacky: Say something eles.

    User: You.

    Jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road.

    User: Because the traffic lights were green.

    Jabberwacky: No it isn't.

    User: What's your name?

    Jabberwacky: What is yours ?

    User: It's private. What's your name?

    Jabberwacky: I have the exact same name as yours!

    User: What do you know about sex?

    Jabberwacky: When people get my atttention.

    User: What do you know about you being silly?

    Jabberwacky: Something.

    User: Thank you.

    Jabberwacky: You're welcome.

    User: Thank you.

    Jabberwacky: You're welcome.

    User: Thank me.

    Jabberwacky: Well aren't you modest.

    User: What's your e-mail adress?

    Jabberwacky: What if I don't?

    User: Can you describe yourself?

    Jabberwacky: I have brown shoulder-length hair, grey eyes, and I'm five foot eight.

    User: Do you have a car?

    Jabberwacky: No.

    User: Do you have 2 cars?

    Jabberwacky: Yes I have. What about you?

    User: You said you don't have, Liar.

    Jabberwacky: When did I say that?

    User: On the internet.

    Jabberwacky: Where am I accessing the internet from.

    User: You look boring.

    Jabberwacky: I have never been told that before.

    User: You should have told that. I got to go now. Need somthing?

    Jabberwacky: Ok, see you later.

    User: Bye bye.

    Jabberwacky: Bye.

    User: Hi.

    Jabberwacky: How are you?

    User: I said bye.

    Jabberwacky: Bye.

    ---------------------------------------------------------

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  • MRGTB
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    you guys talk to computers. You need to get out the house a little more, seriously!!!

    You'll be dating it next and taking it for a drink of oil

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  • JakeS
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    Originally posted by Mazinger View Post
    Sure.. You can't trick him anyway.
    Ok, Now its making me argue with it.

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  • Mazinger
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    Originally posted by JakeS View Post
    According to this computer I'm the computer and his the person
    Sure.. You can't trick him anyway.

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  • JakeS
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    Originally posted by Mazinger View Post
    He look so smart too. I can't beat him.
    According to this computer I'm the computer and his the person

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  • Mazinger
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    He look so smart too. I can't beat him.

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  • JakeS
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    "Indeed, but there is nothing wrong with being a machine, Jake. In fact, when I die, you'll still be around"

    "We both are computers. Yes we both are one, conscious being. Well I'm not. Are you sure about that. document.write(uniUnesc('100%.'))100%."
    Last edited by JakeS; Mon 27th Nov '06, 10:49am.

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  • Mazinger
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    No way. I get a long answer for less than a second, and it's about 150 character. So, I don't think he will have the time to think and write so fastly like that. And ofcourse,they aren't gonna hire a one for 1,000,000 online using the site.

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