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  • If AOL made cars

    1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.
    2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.
    3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.
    4. The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.
    5. AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it's the NEW model.
    6. Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just "lock-up" for no apparent reason.
    7. The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots' of pretty colors and lights.
    8. The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members.
    9. Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months.
    10. If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car from them.
    11. The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones.
    12. AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.
    13. AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.
    14. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun.
    15. It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.
    16. AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage.
    17. Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, M/F/age?
    18. It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner.
    19. AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are.
    20. AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them.
    21. Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, "Good-Bye ."
    Lol... I picked this up from some site, I found number 20 one of the best ones.
    Let the flames begin.

  • #2
    LOL, that is pretty funny, #20 is my favorite too, sounds just like AOL.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Lurk
      Lol... I picked this up from some site, I found number 20 one of the best ones.
      If AOL made cars, NetZero would offer them at half price.
      :)

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      • #4
        and even at half price, they would only offer 45% of the stability and speed that AOL offers. plus an annoying bar that stays ontop of your winsheild.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Zachery
          and even at half price, they would only offer 45% of the stability and speed that AOL offers. plus an annoying bar that stays ontop of your winsheild.
          Don't forget abou their 3G technolgy with speeds so fast you'll swear you aren't getting ripped off

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Brad.loo
            speeds so fast you'll swear you aren't getting ripped off
            hahahahahah

            best line in here!
            Webmaster:
            @forumz

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            • #7
              ROFL

              I think if AOL made cars I'd probably kill myself

              Satan

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              • #8
                If AOL made cars, Popups and Chat invitations would appear on the winshield so you can't see any cars that are better than it, well, I meant, any other car that exists

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                • #9
                  Everytime you filled up your AOL car with AOL ultra gas (guranteed 20% worse than standard) your car would thank you with "You have gas".
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                  • #10
                    If AOL made cars, you'd get at least 2-5 AOL car invites with over 600 free hours of use a week, even through you already have one.
                    Congratulations on the death of vBulletin, Internet Brands.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Onimua
                      If AOL made cars, you'd get at least 2-5 AOL car invites with over 600 free hours of use a week, even through you already have one.
                      Lol. Nice one!
                      Let the flames begin.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Onimua
                        If AOL made cars, you'd get at least 2-5 AOL car invites with over 600 free hours of use a week, even through you already have one.
                        Which will go up to 800 hours a week 1 month later.

                        MGM out

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lurk
                          Lol... I picked this up from some site, I found number 20 one of the best ones.
                          If AOL made cars...errhm forget that...they shouldn't be making cars.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MGM
                            Which will go up to 800 hours a week 1 month later.

                            MGM out
                            And if you call them and complain that the car's cigarette lighter plug is broken and threaten to stop using their car, they'll double your free time to 1600 hours.
                            :)

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                            • #15
                              Oh! The above post reminded me of something! A person that shall remain nameless called AOL and said they don't like their service and requested his/her account be closed. They gave him 2 months free to reconsider. So that person called again every two months, luckily getting different reps, and got two years of AOL free! But now that person made the right decision and switched to COX

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