Caption This: What is the Garbage Man Saying?

[browserman]

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"Ah ha! I have found the one to be my new ASSISTANT garbage man! He just doesn't know it yet! Now how will I succeed in transforming him?!"

[Guest]

I think he is saying

Man I sure love this pay check, if I need a bigger I'll do something about it. Because I have my problems like everyone else and I deal with it.

or

It just looks like im working, thanks to my redwing boots!

[Chris Gwynne]

I make a lot more money than this business man

[HexOnxOnx]

"I got bigger cans then you"

[MrNase]

"Your wife is in the left can, damned she was pretty but now with all the blood i wouldn't take here..."

"Your dog? It's is in the right can together with your daughter... It's a pitty that they can't play together anymore..."

[DirectPixel]

Probably something along the lines of:

You're Fired.

[KeithMcL]

"I know what you're thinking! I'm way too clean to be a garbage man."

[synicide]

"Queer Eye for the Garbage Guy"