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    A college senior

    A college senior took his new girlfriend to a
    football game. The young couple found seats in the
    crowded stadium and were watching the action. A
    substitute was put into the game, and as he was
    running onto the field to take his position, the boy
    said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that
    fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year."

    His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said,
    "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a
    fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you
    said it, I accept!"

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    10 from everyone.

    Teacher: If you received $10 from 10 people, what
    would you have?
    Sasha: A new bike

    =============================================
    Swearing

    A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.
    "Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of
    language.
    Where did you hear it?"
    "My daddy said it." he responded.
    "Well, that doesn't matter," explained the teacher,
    "you don't know even what it means."
    "I do, too!" Jeffrey corrected. "It means the car
    won't start."
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